Uh oh! I went to go hide as mom said the B word today! BATH!!! She said I was getting one tomorrow and I really hate those things! I just got one last month, but mom says I STINK again!
She just doesn't understand all those smells I roll in are so great to get the girls! She says I stink like wees so I MUST get a bath tomorrow :(
Mom also caught me eating my own poo outside when I thought she wasn't looking. I eat a grain free diet so my poos don't smell all that appetizing, but I cannot help it. I cannot resist poos! Cat poo or my poo! Mom gets really angry when I do it too, which makes it even more fun! I enjoy making her mad! She came home today and I was eating my poos outside, inside I had gotten into some rhubarb, the trash, and the cat's box! HAHAHAHAHAHA she was so mad I nearly burst in two watching her clean it all up. Now she says shes gonna shove pills down my throat without giving them to me in cheese like usual for dewormer (I need this frequently as I do not limit my poo eating to just me and cat! I eat other dogs at the park as well! Poo is my favorite thing to eat.
My mommy is making all of you ask if you have suggestions. I love that bitter apple spray as well as pineapple! NOMNOMNOM, so these do not work.
~Stinky Kisses, Mason