OMD! Guyz I haz to tell you about the STUPIDEZT people I metz at the DP (Dog Park) today! Since it is nice out I like to run more and fetch dah ball! Dese people came in with a 10 week old Huskie pup and were complaining he was a scerdy cat, while ENCOURAGING him to be a meanie!!
But just you wait dah mommy unit said something even stupiderezt!!! She was talking to my mommy unit and she sayz "I am just so surprised that he spent 10 weeks at the breeders with his mom and he isn't house trained!" My mommy wanted to shout "THEY DON'T COME OUT OF THE WOMB KNOWING WHAT TO DO!!!!" But instead she politely said "If he isn't house trained at a year then you have a problem."
UGHZ!!! Then they told him he waz stupid because he wanted to just run around after us other doggies and not chase his ball. Peeps are stupid my friends!
I have decided that now that I am 3 1/2 years old I no longer want to play with other doggies, especially PUPS! Der waz 2 pups and just me in the park today...I just wanted to play wifs meh ball. I am a major party pooper now that I am an old man of 3 1/2 years. Dese pups just wanted to play n play n play n tried to get me to play but I DID NOTZ WANT TOO!! They did not wantz to play with each other either, only ME!!
I has decided that I will be one of those lame-oh's who are ball crazy. Mommy is thinking of leaving the Chuck-IT at home for a few times cuz...she sucks at throwing so mehybe dis will make me want to play with other doggies??
P.S. I has a surprise for you all next Friday but I am NOT happy about dis surprise!
P.P.S. I just got dah call that Murphy & Stanley's schtuff came in...NOT BROKEN!!! YAY!!!!
~Stinky Kisses, Mason